WAR UPDATE: Canada is Invading!

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale) 03/08/2019 at 17:43 • Filed to: Canada, War

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For Sweden > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:46

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Should we sell moose tags to hunters?

Nah, lets drop wolves from airplanes instead.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:46

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Moose bites can be pretty nasti

Honeybunchesofgoats > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:49

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Canada wolf can kill moose, but bear can’t seem to kill moose and squirel. 

JeepJeremy > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:49

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canis lupus paratroopus

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:50

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whats next? bears with rifles?

...uh oh

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:51

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But what animal do they drop in to get rid of all the wolves??

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/08/2019 at 17:51

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Winnie the Pooh exercises his 2nd amendment rights.

The right to bear arms.

CB > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:52

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Finally.

facw > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 03/08/2019 at 17:54

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Humans are the best choice.

CaptDale - is secretly British > For Sweden 03/08/2019 at 17:55

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Everything can be solved by more Wolves 

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 17:58

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This can ONLY end well. I can foresee no negative outcomes.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/08/2019 at 18:00

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I groaned audibly as I gave you that star.

Chariotoflove > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 18:05

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Airwolves you say?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 03/08/2019 at 18:07

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My job here is done

kanadanmajava1 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 03/08/2019 at 18:21

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I thought that Pooh was Bri tish ...

CaptDale - is secretly British > Chariotoflove 03/08/2019 at 18:36

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I want one

CaptDale - is secretly British > SPAMBot - Horse Doctor 03/08/2019 at 18:36

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Neither can I!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > facw 03/08/2019 at 18:53

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They did it once before.

Then again, they were allowed to have and most had guns back then. Now they might have a harder time.

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 03/08/2019 at 19:47

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The four wolves were dropped into a wildlife refuge within a national park. Building a healthy predator population that had previously been wiped out by irresponsible hunters is a better long term solution than letting people hunt in a wildlife refuge.

Chariotoflove > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 19:54

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Don’t we all.  Too bad the only one crashed.

For Sweden > DipodomysDeserti 03/08/2019 at 19:56

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How are the hunters irresponsible? Unless you mean poaching; then the tag question is moot.

bob and john > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/08/2019 at 19:57

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Svend > kanadanmajava1 03/08/2019 at 19:57

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Were allowed to bare arms, it’s just that often it’s too cold for short sleeves.

Were also allowed to bare legs, bare chests usually gets you funny looks though. 

DipodomysDeserti > For Sweden 03/08/2019 at 21:30

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I was referring to the hunters/trappers who decimated the Grey Wolf population in the US prior to the enactment of the ESA. What they did was legal, but irresponsible from an ecological standpoint. Obviously not all hunters act this way.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Chariotoflove 03/11/2019 at 11:39

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Yeah. Maybe we could fund building more.... hmmm

CaptDale - is secretly British > bob and john 03/11/2019 at 11:40

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Beautiful

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > DipodomysDeserti 03/12/2019 at 08:09

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The wolves were dropped onto Isle Royale which is a very isolated island in the middle of Lake Superior. The wolf population on Isle Royale was not wiped out by hunters, it plummeted because they quite literally inbred themselves into oblivion. The two wolves that were left before they started importing wolves this summer were a male and his daughter/niece/granddaughter/wife/sister.

DipodomysDeserti > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 03/12/2019 at 09:18

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What an interesting case study. I’d never heard of it before.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > DipodomysDeserti 03/12/2019 at 09:42

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Yeah, there has been a wolf/moose study running on Isle Royale for 50+ years.  Their goal all along has been to let nature take its course and not interfere with the natural order of things.  They threw that out the window when nature started not behaving the way they wanted it to.

https://www.nps.gov/isro/learn/nature/ecological-studies-of-wolves-on-isle-royale.htm

DipodomysDeserti > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 03/12/2019 at 12:46

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Yeah, it seems like they’re turning what was a very unique, natural case study, into an open air lab. However, some of the articles I read on it mention that the original moose may have been s tocked their by sport hunters. If that’s the case, I could see a need for unfucking the situation. However, if they also crossed an ice bridge, as the wolves did, then I think it’s better to sit back and observe.